What does je nai pas comprit mean?

[Globy]

English Language Tests, Intermediate level

ESL/EFL Test #123 "English tense explanations", question 9

Please ......... me for going on to the middle of my story

(a) forgive
(b) forget
(c) forbid
(d) forefend

English Language Tests, Intermediate level

ESL/EFL Test #123 "English tense explanations", answer 9

Please forgive me for going on to the middle of my story

Correct answer: (a) forgive
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je nai pas comprit

[Shyone]

Could you repeat your question in English, please?
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[Skrej]

Yes, I'm afraid we don't understand.
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[Mister Micawber]

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Babel Fish tells me that you mean "I nai not included/understood"
SDL tells me that you mean "I nai understood not".

I understand.
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[Shyone]

Google tells me that the correct form in French would be: Je ne comprends pas.

And this is the only language that comes near the gobbledegook I'm seeing there.
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[Esl_Expert]

Ah, the joys of punctuation and spelling.
Maybe the original poster meant "Je n'ai pas compris".

(Could that be what French "chatroom lingo" looks like?)